Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
http://www.funnyville.com/Animal-Jokes/Turtle.html
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
A Good Thing About DW
DW (not a real name) is a housing company located in Europe. It is quite infamous among the students because of its poor services. However, after one year spending my time in DW's House, I finally realize why everyone still wants to stay at DW's house.
Because its washing cards are waterproof.
Amazing.
These are the conversation between me and Baqir (which I will write as BQR to avoid everyone found out his real name)
Me: What's up?
BQR: Got a problem here. I lost my washing card.
Me: Oh no, washing card is a very critical thing, especially to cover the smell if you rarely take a bath.
BQR: Are you talking about yourself?
Me: Don't change the subject. Let's focus on the real problem here.
BQR: I guess I left it at my home country. I have to ask my parents to send it back. But it might take some time.
Me: Poor you. Meanwhile, you can use mine.
BQR: Thanks, your heart is actually as handsome as your face (I'm not really sure he said this but I just write it down anyway)
-several weeks later-
BQR: Hey! I found my washing card!
Me: Didn't you left it at your home country. Did you?
BQR: No, I found it in my pants' pocket which I washed last week.
Me: So when you washed your pants, the card was inside the pocket?
BQR: Exactly.
Me: Uh oh, is it still working?
BQR: Apparently yes. I tried it on the card reader, there's 3 euros in it. Strange, I didn't remember that I still have money in it anyway.
Me: That's the trick. Don't tell anyone.
Because its washing cards are waterproof.
Amazing.
These are the conversation between me and Baqir (which I will write as BQR to avoid everyone found out his real name)
Me: What's up?
BQR: Got a problem here. I lost my washing card.
Me: Oh no, washing card is a very critical thing, especially to cover the smell if you rarely take a bath.
BQR: Are you talking about yourself?
Me: Don't change the subject. Let's focus on the real problem here.
BQR: I guess I left it at my home country. I have to ask my parents to send it back. But it might take some time.
Me: Poor you. Meanwhile, you can use mine.
BQR: Thanks, your heart is actually as handsome as your face (I'm not really sure he said this but I just write it down anyway)
-several weeks later-
BQR: Hey! I found my washing card!
Me: Didn't you left it at your home country. Did you?
BQR: No, I found it in my pants' pocket which I washed last week.
Me: So when you washed your pants, the card was inside the pocket?
BQR: Exactly.
Me: Uh oh, is it still working?
BQR: Apparently yes. I tried it on the card reader, there's 3 euros in it. Strange, I didn't remember that I still have money in it anyway.
Me: That's the trick. Don't tell anyone.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Oh my...
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