The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.