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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

-- Brian Pickrell

www.amusingquotes.com

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

-- Rich Cook

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

-- Mike Barfield

www.comedyzone.net

Today's Joke...

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't"