Three kind of people

There are three kinds of people in the world;
those who can count and those who can't

Incredibly Funny (photo with and without flash)

Memory Problems

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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Quote

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

-- Brian Pickrell

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

-- Rich Cook

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

-- Mike Barfield

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Today's Joke...

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't"

Doraemon - the last episode

Are you wondering how Doraemon manga ends? I am. I've got a version of it (mangascan), don't know if it's the real ending or a fans-made-ending though.

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